The Izzy

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
-Benjamin Franklin

"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
-Ernest Hemmingway

"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools."
-For Whom the Bell Tolls, Ernest Hemmingway

"May the roof above us never fall in, and may we friends gathered below never fall out."
-Old Irish Blessing

"May your glass be ever full. May the roof over your head be always strong. And may you be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows you're dead."
-Old Irish Toast

"I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer."
-Homer Simpson