How the Falcon's Rate Beers

Through many years of hard scientific research the Maltose Falcon's have created the world's first easy to use and accurate system for evaluating beer. As a public service we'll show you the secret of the experts.

Study and put this into practice. There will be a quiz later. Contact Drew Beechum to offer your refinements.

0 Falcons : I drank it, but I shouldn't have! 1 Falcon : Spit the beer out! A waste of a glass! Life is too short for bad beer. 1.5 Falcons : If I'm drunk, maybe I'll drink if YOU buy. 2 Falcons : Maybe I'll drink it if YOU buy. 2.5 Falcons : I will drink it if YOU buy. 3 Falcons : I'll pay for MINE. 4 Falcons : I'll buy it. I'll look for it. 5 Falcons : I'll look for it. Call me if you find it, because this is what life is about! (but only Steve Keppler can afford it.)

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